"It's a Good Sign That You're Fine. . ."

Robert: Where's the problem?

Catherine: The problem is you are crazy!

Robert: What difference does that make?

Catherine: You admitted- You just told me that you are.

Robert: So?

Catherine: You said a crazy person would never admit that.

Robert: Yeah, but it's. . .Oh. I see.

Catherine: So?

Robert: It's a point.

Catherine: So how can you admit it?

Robert: Well. Because I'm dead. Aren't I?

Catherine: You died a week ago.

Robert: Heart failure. Quick. The funeral's tomorrow.

Catherine: That's why Claire's flying in from New York.

Robert: Yes.

Catherine: You're sitting here. You're giving me advice. You brought me champagne.

Robert: Yes.

Catherine: Which means. . .

Robert: For you?

Catherine: Yes.

Robert: For you, Catherine, my daughter, who I love very much. . . It could be a bad sign

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David Auburn